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Go Fuck Yourself Card

Have you ever wanted to tell someone to Go Fuck themselves, but were worried about the repercussions? Of course, you have! We all have. Well, now you can. Literally.

The ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Condom Card ships in an elegant wedding invitation style envelope (5x7) and contains a thick, die cut card and condom that tells the recipient to “Go Fuck Yourself.”

Perfect for birthdays, bosses, best friends, bad break-ups, or just shits and giggles. The ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Condom Card is a hilarious, on-the-nose gift that will definitely capture the attention of anyone to whom it is sent.

The best part is that we'll ship it anonymously on your behalf, for free!

For $3, we'll personally handwrite the recipients name on the envelope.
$ 9.99
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