A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...there was a beautiful brunette on the subway, and to my surprise and delight she was wearing an Obi Wan Kenobi shirt. I made my way over to her and dropped some cheesy Han Solo line on her. She must’ve heard this game before, because she didn’t seem into it. Then, I handed her a Star Wars condom and said that I may not be the droid boy she was looking for, but I will hit light speed quick and keep going. She almost doubled over with laughter, we chatted for a few parsecs before I got her phone number.