It was my birthday. I was out with some friends, having some drinks, when in walked an absolutely beautiful girl, who sat at the bar by herself. I approached her, told her it was my birthday and that I would love to buy her a drink. She said “It’s your birthday, aren’t I supposed to buy you a drink?” I said, “Okay, but just one, because I get a little slutty when I drink tequila.” We talked for over an hour. I said that she was my one single birthday wish and that it was about to come true, pulling out the birthday cake condom. She got the check, and sang me Happy Birthday in the cab to her place, then blew out all my candles.