Last week, I saw an attractive guy eating a banana in the park. I went up to him and warned him that I have a cheesy joke to tell him. He listened and laughed and then asked where I got the joke from. I pulled out the condom, handed it to him, and after a quick laugh, offered my phone number and slipped away. He called me a day later, asking to take me out for a banana split.
Just the Tip - Fruit Department