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Just the Tip - Star Wars Worked

Just the Tip - Star Wars Worked

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...there was a beautiful brunette on the subway, and to my surprise and delight she was wearing an Obi Wan Kenobi shirt. I made my way over to her and dropped some cheesy Han Solo line on her. She must’ve heard this game before, because she didn’t seem into it. Then, I handed her a Star Wars condom and said that I may not be the droid boy she was looking for, but I will hit light speed quick and keep going. She almost doubled over with laughter, we chatted for...

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Weekly Haiku

First base, second base.
Condoms are like a helmet.
Don’t steal home without it on.

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Primetime Condom Coverage

Primetime Condom Coverage

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